Church Heathen

If yu tek dis too serious Den yu really need some church Dem feel seh true dem go a church Dere sins don't need forgiving, forgiving Dem really gone from bad to worse Wid dem yah careless living, living Mi ah boy nuh go church from how long Rather sleep tru di mornin' an put on a slam But mi woman she ah pressure mi fi go confession So mi decide fi go an kill di conversation So mi si dung right down beside Sista Pam Who ah tell everyting 'bout di congregation 'Bout Sista Paulette an har gay husban' An how she still ah sleep wid di minibus man Sista Gwen seh she ah a christian But ah las' night dem ketch har inna Stone Love session She ah do di dutty dance to di Matterhorn song An' ah seh she get di ting dem from Baby Cham Dem feel seh true dem go a church Dere sins don't need forgiving, forgiving Dem really gone from bad to worse Wid dem yah careless living, living She all ah tell me 'bout di one deacon Who a drive di big Benz Ah weh him get money from? Dats why nuhbody nuh waan gi no collection See di church roof a leak Ah wah him really deh pon Every Sunday is a competition Mi si nuff a dem a gwaan like dem inna name brand All di sitten weh she wear come out ah some drum battam Wid di camphor ball smell Dat ah nuh new fashion Den she proceed fi talk 'bout di man dem Who only come ah service fi look church woman But mi couldn't seh nutten 'Cause mi know mi ah one Dem feel seh true dem go a church Dere sins don't need forgiving, forgiving Dem really gone from bad to worse Wid dem yah careless living, living Nex' Sunday caan miss me (Amen) Soap opera caan sweet so (Amen) Just light di fire sista Nex' Sunday caan miss me (Amen) Soap opera caan sweet so (Amen) Just light di fire sista Mi ah boy nuh go church from how long Rather sleep tru di mornin' an put on a slam But mi woman she ah pressure mi fi go confession So mi decide fi go an kill di conversation So mi si dung right down beside Sista Pam Who ah tell everyting 'bout di congregation 'Bout Sista Paulette an har gay husban' An how she still ah sleep wid di minibus man Sista Gwen seh she ah a christian But ah las' night dem ketch har inna Stone Love session She ah do di dutty dance to di Matterhorn song An' ah seh she get di ting dem from Baby Cham Dem feel seh true dem go a church Dere sins don't need forgiving, forgiving Dem really gone from bad to worse Wid dem yah careless living, living Dem feel seh true dem go a church Dere sins don't need forgiving, forgiving Dem really gone from bad to worse Wid dem yah careless living, living