Mon Amour

I think you are living in denial Oh, can't you see she's pretty wild? And every night I pray that you don't knock her up 'Cause I still want to be the mother of your child They say, "L'amour est né à Paris" So she's planned a little trip to France While she's in anxious anticipation I really hope you have a horrible vacation And so you think of me when you arrive Hope the French fleas eat you both alive And your room smells And the toilet doesn't flush And the locals treat you mean And the service takes too long 'Cause I'm fragile And you broke my heart in two But you just smile Like it's all the same to you, to you When you learn your lesson Come back like a prodigal son And read the big sign at the airport Bienvenue from hell, mon amour When you learn your lesson Come back like a prodigal son And read the big sign at the airport Bienvenue from hell, mon amour Where did you get the ability To make fake promises to me? You are exactly like a politician Need everyone's approval just to see if you're doing right And I hope you freeze under the Eiffel Tower So you end up throwing in the towel Hope you'll miss me And someday you're gonna see That I put my trust in you But you turned your back to me 'Cause I'm fragile And you broke my heart in two But you just smile Like it's all the same to you, to you When you learn your lesson Come back like a prodigal son And read the big sign at the airport Bienvenue from hell, mon amour When you learn your lesson Come back like a prodigal son And read the big sign at the airport Bienvenue from hell, mon amour It's your destination It's your destination When you learn your lesson Come back like a prodigal son And read the big sign at the airport Bienvenue from hell, mon amour When you learn your lesson Come back like a prodigal son And read the big sign at the airport Bienvenue from hell, mon amour Mon amour, mon amour Passengers with destination Passengers with destination Passengers with destination to hell Please proceed to your gate We are ready to board now