Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals

A rooster says Good Morning With a "Cock-a-doodle-doo" - Good Morning! A horse's neigh is just his way Of saying "How are you". A lion growls "Hello" And owls ask "Why" and "Where" and "Who". May I suggest you get undressed And show them your wazoo - Oh, The animals, the animals, Let's talk dirty to the animals Fuck you, Mister Bunny Eat Shit, Mister Bear. If they don't love it, they can shove it Frankly, I don't care - Oh, The animals, the animals, Let's talk dirty to the animals Up yours, Mister Hippo Piss off, Mister Fox. Go tell a chicken "Suck my dick" an' Give him Chicken Pox - Oh, The animals, the animals, Let's talk dirty to the animals From birds in the treetops To snakes in the grass - But, Never tell an alligator "Bite my..." No! Never tell an alligator "Bite my..." Yes! Never tell an alligator "Bite my... snatch.