If No One Ever Marries Me

Well if no one ever marries me And I don't see why they should Nurse says I'm not pretty And you know I'm seldom good, seldom good Well if no one ever marries me I shan't mind very much Buy a squirrel in a cage And a little rabbit-hutch No one marries me If no one marries me No one marries me If no one marries me Well if no one marries me I'll have a cottage near a wood And a pony all my own A little lamb quite clean and tame That I can take to town When I'm really getting old At twenty-eight or nine I'll buy myself a little orphan-girl And bring her up as mine No one marries me If no one marries me No one marries me If no one marries me If no one marries me Marries me Well if no one marries me Marries me If no one marries me