F**k Her Gently

This is a song for the ladies But fellas, listen closely You don't always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that's not right to do Sometimes you've got to make some love And fucking give her some smooches too Sometimes you got to squeeze Sometimes you got to say, "Please" Sometimes you got to say, "Hey" "I'm gonna fuck you, softly" "I'm gonna screw you, gently" "I'm gonna hump you, sweetly" "I'm gonna ball you discretely" And then you say, "Hey I brought you flowers" And then you say, "Wait a minute Sally" "I think I got something in my teeth, could you get it out for me?" That's fucking team work What's your favorite posish? That's cool with me, it's not my favorite, but I'll do it for you What's your favourite dish? I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar And then I'm gonna love you completely And then I'll fucking fuck you discretely And then I'll fucking bone you completely But then, I'm gonna fuck you hard Hard