Split Personality

You know I got five people inside of me

Trying to control my body

I know they're there without a doubt

'Cause every once in a while they'll all speak out

Like, "What is it? What can it be?

Get with it, get busy"

Don't laugh, 'cause I can't control it

I try my best to hold it and hold it

But you see, they got the best of me

"Hon hon, poo-poo, merci, oui-oui"

I wish they'd leave me alone and then I'll be free

Oh, Dr. Ice, so sorry

Ne ho lee yung goy ho fee yung

Loy hoy ook ney moh hee yung

You I chung, ney moh gung

Lee yung ga foon ho ho sung

I be fightin' it, my boy, you can't control me

'Cause I chew you out, man, that's what my father told me

You can't, what me say make nee yung gad ba

So spar with me, I don't spar at all

Yo, it's gettin' crazy, it's gettin' out of hand

Five personalities is more than I can stand

But, uh, bear with me until it's gone

Uh oh, I feel another one comin' on

What's up, party people in the place to be?

My name is Miguel, chief rocker MC

I'm chillin' in the place to be, you know

And to the sweet young ladies, dame un beso

Tu eres linda y quiero saber tu nombre

Para llevarte conmigo para mi paraíso

Uh, check it out, you know

See, I could be a married man with a beautiful wife

But then again, I ain't leaving her

But it's just so ridiculous, life

Split personality (Split personality)

I can't control my split personality (Split personality)

Well, I'm a singer, a dancer, a rapper too

I can do anything that anybody could do

I can act like a crook and steal a book off a shelf

Or I can act like a cop and arrest myself

To do this, you must have a strong mentality

In other words, gotta have a split personality

A matter of fact, to be exact

Come to think about it, I'm somewhat like that

'Cause my split personality goes and comes

Like two people trapped inside of one

One's a nice person, the other is not

One drinks cold water and the other drinks hot

One minute you're in my arm and I'm feelin' you around

And before you know it, baby, I'm beatin' you down

Then I'd say sorry and together we'd cry

Then I'd look you in your face and spit in your eye

Then I'd snatch a baby's lollipop and then give it back

Smile at his mother before I get slapped

Help an old lady across the street

Then I'd trip the crab by stickin' out my feet

But then I'd pick her up before she dirties her dress

And charge her five dollars for all that mess

First a softy, a bully, then hard again

So baby, please tell me, when will this end?

I used to get high, but now my system is dry

I used to tell the truth, but now I lie

As the girls go by, I used to say hi

But now I diss 'em with no reply

I know I ain't right, but that's the way that I am

Excuse me if you might, but I don't give a damn

'Cause I try to be polite, but sometimes I miss

And get rude, and say things like this

(Hey you) yo, I'm talkin' to you, black

(Are you stupid?) or were you born like that?

Come on, give me an answer, not three million

In fact, shut up, how dare you voice your opinion?

You skeezer snatcher, big disease catcher

Doin' it, gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, got ya

Don't blame it on your father, you told me that you love him

Blame it on your mothers, all five of them

From what I see, you got a problem, man

Comprende, capisce, caput, understand?

If you were smart, you'd probably do this instead

Take your brain out your pants and put it back in your head

Then I'd apologize with a sweet apology

It's not my fault, it's the person inside of me

Split personality (Split personality)

I can't control my split personality (Split personality)