Mister Livingston

(Through the steaming jungle Searching night and day A man named Stanley wandered on But never lost his way And this we heard him say) Hey, Mister Livingston Hey, Mister Livingston Hey buddy, come on over here and give me a hand (monkey sounds) Huh, you got a hairy little hand, don't ya (monkey sounds) Hey buddy, you seen a little white-haired old man around here? Name's Livingston (monkey sounds) Well, what's so durn funny? (monkey sounds) Yeah? (monkey sounds) Hooo, c'mon, turn your head a little bit I think you got a hold of a bad banana (Safari Ho) Look at all them weird lookin' flowers out there Hey Charlie! Stay away from that man-eatin' plant (Shooop, screams, chewing sounds) Hmm. Up and swallered him whole Hooo. I bet that chafes Hey Charlie! Throw me out the canteen, will ya Yeah, and the map too Thank ya (Onward through the jungle Marched this man named Stan Wracked with fever, wracked with pain He traveled, gun in hand He had to find his man) Hey, Mister Livingston Well, what do I do now Ahh, here it is - page 23 of the Jungle Guide Ahh-ooo-ahh (Tarzan yell) Hey, that brung 'em all out Hey there! You with the bone in your nose Come over here a minute You seen a little white-haired old ma... Hey, Mister Livingston, I do presume C'mon buddy, I goin' to take you back to merry old England What do ya mean, you don't want to go back? Hey, are them fellas over there really cannibals? Oh yeah? Sorry, I can't stay for dinner Ha-ha-ha-ha Would you be so kind as to show me the way back Now this path, right over here, huh? This un? Little to the right... Right here... Ah, thank ya Very nice old boy... (Shoop, shoop) Kinda hard to walk in this stuff... (Shoop) I'm gettin' deeper and deeper... (Shoop) There's old laughin' boy again... Hey Mister Li... (gurgles)