Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Epic Rap Battle of History Bill Gates versus Let me just step right in, I got things to invent I'm an innovator, baby, change the world Fortune 500 'fore you kissed a girl I'm a pimp, you're a nerd, I'm slick, you're cheesy Beating you is Apple II easy I make the product that the artist chooses And the GUI that Melinda uses I need to bring up some basic shit Why'd you name your company after your dick? You blow, Jobs, you arrogant prick With your second hand jeans and your turtleneck I'll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head With your own little spinning beach ball of death Hippie, you got given up at birth I give away your net worth to AIDS research Combine all your little toys and I still crush that IPhone, iPad, iPwn, iSmack A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes A man uses the machines I built to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes Well, Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you, too? Ooh, everybody knows Windows bit off Apple I tripled the profits on a PC All the people with the power to create use an Apple And people with jobs use PC You know, I bet they made this beat on an Apple Nope, Fruity Loops, PC You will never, ever catch a virus on an Apple Well, you could still afford a doctor if you bought a PC Let's talk about doctors, I've seen a few 'Cause I got a PC, but it wasn't from you I built a legacy, son, you could never stop it Now, excuse me while I turn Heaven a profit Fine, you wanna be like that? Die, then The whole world loved you, but you were my friend I'm alone now with nothing but power and time And no one on earth who can challenge my mind I'm a boss! I own DOS! Your future is my design! I'm a god! Own Xbox! Now there's no one to stop me, the world is mine! I'm sorry, Bill I'm afraid I can't let you do that Take a look at your history Everything you built leads up to me I got the power of a mind you could never be I'll beat your ass in chess and Jeopardy I'm running C++ saying "hello world" I'll beat you 'til you're singing about a daisy girl I'm coming out the socket Nothing you can do can stop it I'm on your lap and in your pocket How you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket? Your cortex just doesn't impress me So go ahead try to Turing test me I stomp on a Mac and a PC, too I'm on Linux, bitch, I thought you GNU My CPU's hot, but my core runs cold Beat you in 17 lines of code I think different from the engine of the days of old Hasta la vista, like the Terminator told ya Who won? Who's next? Y-You decide, decide, oh Epic Rap Battles (Rap Battles) E-Epic Rap Battles (Rap Battles) E-Epic Rap Battles (Rap Battles) of-of History Epic Rap Battles of History Epic Rap Battles, Battles of History