I Write Sins Not Tragedies

Oh, well, imagine As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor And I can't help but to hear No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words "What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter "And, yes, but what a shame, what a shame The poor groom's bride is a whore" I chimed in with a, "Haven't you people ever heard of Closing a goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality I chimed in, "Haven't you people ever heard of Closing a goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of Oh, well, in fact Well, I'll look at it this way I mean, technically our marriage is saved Well, this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne Oh! Well, in fact Well, I'll look at it this way I mean, technically our marriage is saved Well, this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne Pour the champagne I chimed in with a, "Haven't you people ever heard of Closing a goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality I chimed in, "Haven't you people ever heard of Closing a goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of Poise and rationality Again I chimed in, "Haven't you people ever heard of Closing a goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality I chimed in, "Haven't you people ever heard of Closing a goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of Poise and rationality Again