Don't Poop In Your Pants

Don't poop in your pants Don't poop in your pants It's no fun to dance, when you've got poop in your pants Don't poop in your diaper Wave your hand like it's a windshield wiper It's time to get hyper No doodie in your pants, no poo on the floor That's what the party is for (check it out!) Little babies, they don't care They poo in their pants, on the floor, or anywhere When you get older, it's not so cute Nobody want you hangin' around with stinky boot And when the music comes on with a funky beat If you're carrying a load, it's hard to move your feet Don't poop in your pants (don't do it) Don't poop in your pants (I don't wanna see the poop in that pants) It's no fun to dance (mmm-hmm), when you've got poop in your pants (that's right) Don't poop in your pants (no, no, no) Don't poop in your pants (do not) It's no fun to dance (no fun), when you've got poop in your pants (Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh) Dancing is a special expression of your body But it's okay to take a break and go to the potty It's not scary, it can be fun Go sit on the potty until you're done You ate a big meal, and it was yummy And pretty quick, the food makes it way to your tummy A little while later, just before the boom Get to the place that we call the bathroom Don't poop in your pants Don't poop in your pants (please, do not poop in these pants) It's no fun to dance, when you've got poop in your pants (I promise you this) Don't poop in your pants (uh-huh, uh-huh) Don't poop in your pants (no, no) It's no fun to dance (it's not), when you've got poop in your pants Nope, I've got to go to the bathroom right now Bye