Why Not Me

Well, talk, talk, talk, aw, shut your mouth

A little kiss, kiss, kiss, come on and help me out

Desperate times call for desperate measures

And desperate desires lead to desperate pleasure, you know

Oh yeah, you know, don't you?

Oh God, you don't

Oh no, you don't, do you?

Won't you teach, teach, teach me if you can

How to be more cosmopolitan?

Who needs class when you've got money?

Well, I've got cash, but you've got everything else

Well, you can call me crazy, but I heard that sells

Oh, why can't I be you?

Oh, how can't I be you?

It's so easy for you to be

Just what everyone wants to be

Oh, why not me?

Tell me, why not me?

Tell me

Well, look, look, look, who's laughing now?

It's me-he-he, but not too loud

I won't make it on my own for long, dear

I'm doing anything to just hold on here

It's true, it's true

If I could just walk a mile in another man's shoes

Oh, why can't I be you?

Oh, how can't I be you?

It's so easy for you to be

Just what everyone wants to be

Oh, why not me?

Tell me, why not me?

Now listen to me, listen to me

You're what I should be, what I could be

So what do you say? What do you say?

I'm willing to pay, begging to pay

Now what'll it take? What'll it take

To get me a break? Give me a break

Oh, what can you do? What can I do

To make you like me? Make me like you?

Why can't I be you?

Oh, how can't I be you?

It's so easy for you to be

Just what everyone wants to be

My days never stop haunting me

But you can make it all look so easy

Why not me?

Tell me, why not me?

Why? Tell me, why not me?