Send Me to the 'Lectric Chair

I say, Judge, your Honor, hear my plea Before you open up your court Oh, I don't crave no sympathy For what I have to report I caught her with a gambling Joe That I have warned her about once before I pulled my knife, and I went insane The rest you already know I say, Judge, Judge, hear me Judge Won't you send me to the 'lectric chair I say, Judge, Judge, listen to me Judge You can burn me 'cause I don't care I want to take a trip To the devil down below I sliced up my sweet Petunia I gotta reap just what I sew I say, Judge, Judge, hear me Judge Won't you send me to the 'lectric chair Now I say, good, kind, and gracious Judge Won't you send me to the 'lectric chair I say, listen real closely I know you'll understand Judge that I loved that gal so dear But first I sliced her with my Barlow Then I kicked her in the side then I Stood o'er her laughing while she laid down and died So I say Judge, listen to me one more time Won't you send me to the 'lectric chair I say Judge Won't you hear me Judge I say send me to the 'lectric chair I say, Judge, you know I've been thinking about it Judge It's time that I get on out of here I don't want no bondsman To throw my bail I don't want to spend no ninety-nine years Stuck in your stinky jail So Judge, Judge, listen to me Judge Won't you send me to the 'lectric chair