Chocolate Jesus

I don't go to church on a Sunday Don't get on my knees to pray I've never memorized a single book of that bible I got my own special way But, still, I know Jesus loves me And maybe just a little bit more When I drop down to my knees every Sunday At miss Zerelda Lee's candy store Yes, it's got to be a chocolate Jesus That makes me feel good inside Only a chocolate Jesus Can keep me satisfied Don't give me no Abba Zabba Don't try to sell me no Almond Joy There's only one thing better That is suitable for this, here, boy It's the only thing that can fill me up It's better than a whole pot of gold You see, only a chocolate Jesus Can satisfy my soul Oh, when the weather gets rough You're drinking whiskey in the shade It's best to wrap your savior up in cellophane He'll flow like a big muddy but that's okay You can pour him over ice cream or a nice parfait It's got to be a chocolate Jesus That makes me feel satisfied You see, only a chocolate Jesus Can fill me up inside So, get yourself a chocolate Jesus He'll wipe away all of your sin You gotta get a chocolate Jesus Just open up and let him all in