This Had Better Come to a Stop

Late for dinner, late again Late for dinner, late again Late for dinner, late again Late for dinner, late, late, late, late Late for dinner, late again Late for dinner, late again Late for dinner, late again Late for dinner, late, late, late, late Whizzer's supposed to always be here Making dinner Set to screw That's what pretty boys should do Check their hairlines Make the dinner and love me This is going nowhere and fast, Whizzer This little thing that we have will not last Don't feel responsible After all it's through I'm not responsible Life can be wonderful Isn't this wonderful? And this had better come to a stop, Whizzer Now, Whizzer Ciao, Whizzer, bend This had better come to an end I was supposed to make the dinner Make it pretty on his plate Every wife should pull her weight Have it ready Make it tasty And love him This had better come to a stop doctor This has been a tragic and horrible flop Don't feel responsible After all it's through Who is responsible? Don't ask me questions I'm frightened of questions But grateful that it's come to a stop, Trina Smile, Trina I'll help you mend I met this man today He wasn't very smart But he was rich, Marvin Which, Marvin, do you prefer I lust for? Brains our money? Brains, I'm not so rich Brains out money? But hell I'm smart Love me No Love me, please Or break my heart This is all very neat (this is all very neat) This is all very smart (this is all very neat, this is all very smart) And this had better come to a stop, Mendel Don't touch me! Don't condescend This had better come This had better come to a This, this, this, this This had better come to an end This had better come to an end Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop I choped it I served his food the asshole forced me Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop Chop, chop, chop And still the bastard divorced me! Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop Chop, chop, chop Late for dinner, late again (it isn't like he said) Late for dinner, late again (you probably hurt his pride) Late for dinner, late again (he's gotta have it all) Late for dinner, late again Late (he's like a baby who's denied) This had better come to a stop, Marvin This has been a lousy but fabulous flop Why is it always ourselves who have to change? This is incredibly boring You've got a temper that redefines temper And this had better come to a stop, Marvin Why, Marvin Try, Marvin Bend This had better come This had better come to a This, this, this, this This had better come to an end This had better come to an end This had better come to an end