I lost my mind for two days and found it in my guitar case. We turned the house upside down. Still can't believe that you walked out. We'll laugh about this one day, separately and at the expense of each other. Twice as loud as we used to.

As if we're overcompensating. I'm doing so well. (Can't you see he's doing well?) Honestly, I can't believe we've never passed each other in the street. Are you doing well?

I restrung my guitar all by myself I didn't ask for help. I am so desperately proud. Still can't believe that you walked out. We'll laugh about this one day, separately and at the expense of each other. Twice as loud.

Buy a bigger house. Buy a bigger, bigger house so you can sit further away from each other. Buy a better car. Buy a better, better car so you can drive faster away from each other.