Splenda Daddy

Your amber eyes alerted me, oh no And then inadvertently, oh no You've probably never heard of me First impressions ain't the best Sure paint a mean mystery, ooh ooh ooh Them red flags, they never warn me Just made me wanna rewrite history 'Cause I'll be your splenda daddy, ooh And I'll be your splenda daddy, oh ooh That ring finger ain't as heavy as it used to be Lighter than a feather on a chickadee Like caviar on a saltine You know fools gold, here it's still got the sheen, ooh, ooh And I'm still feeling like a king Guess that makes you my discount queen 'Cause I'll be your splenda daddy, ooh ooh And I'll be your splenda daddy, oh ooh And I'll be your splenda daddy, oh ooh, ooh