Sluts in Heaven

Lord I've had a good life And I think I've lived it right Bet there's a big ol' orgy waiting for me in the sky I'm sure behind them pearly gates There's booze and weed and pills But if there ain't sluts in heaven Lord send me down to hell Lord I know I've made One or two mistakes in this here life Probably could've called my kids Or sent their mom some money once or twice I know that it ain't right to chop these lines up on the bible That came with this dirty Texas motel room But if it all goes south I guess that just means I'm gonna see you soon Lord I've had a good life And I think I've lived it right Bet there's a big ol' orgy waiting for me in the sky I'm sure behind them pearly gates There's booze and weed and pills But if there ain't sluts in heaven Lord send me down to hell I jerk off way too much But when I'm done I always kneel to pray Yeah I probably owe some taxes But I threw some change to a couple bums today And I know that it ain't right to bang this hooker here tonight Then call another one as she walks out the door But you'll forgive me please Cuz life just ain't worth living without whores Lord I've had a good life And I think I've lived it right Bet there's a big ol' orgy waiting for me in the sky I'm sure behind them pearly gates There's booze and weed and pills But if there ain't sluts in heaven Lord send me down to hell Lord I've had a good life And I think I've lived it right Bet there's a big ol' orgy waiting for me in the sky I'm sure behind them pearly gates There's booze and weed and pills But if there ain't sluts in heaven Lord send me down to hell Lord I've had a good life And I think I've lived it right Bet there's a big ol' orgy waiting for me in the sky I'm sure behind them pearly gates There's booze and weed and pills But if there ain't sluts in heaven Lord send me down to hell But if there ain't sluts in heaven Lord send me down to hell