Blunt the Knives (Bonus Track)

Can you not do that? You blunt them! Ooooh! You hear that? He said we'll blunt the knives! Blunt the knives, bend the forks Smash the bottles and burn the corks Chip the glasses and crack the plates That's what Bilbo Baggins hates! Cut the cloth, tread on the fat Leave the bones on the bedroom mat Pour the milk on the pantry floor Splash the wine on every door! Dump the crocks in a boiling bowls Pound them up with a thumping pole When you're finished if they are whole Send them down the hall to roll That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!