My Sperm is Healthy (feat. Pete Gardner)

Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh My sperm is nice and healthy In terms of sperm, I'm wealthy Like an oil magnate When I ejaculate That's what my doctors tell me My point is in a nutshell Each time I nut, I nut well I got the quantity And the quality No IUD is stoppin' me 'Cause my semen's steamin' like a demon And all the surrogates be screamin' Just give me some of that Premium-grade baby batter I never splatter My sperm, my sperm Is no cause for concern My sperm is healthy! My sperm is healthy! Aw shucks! Gee whiz! I got that high end jizz My sperm is healthy! My sperm is healthy! My sperm is healthy Even though I'm no teenager My boys still throw a rager They get bottle service In every cervix Blowin' eggs up like a pager Every lady's gettin' fertilized Got a diaphragm? It's gettin' pulverized When I come I come like the sun So wear special glasses or avert your eyes Give thanks my tank's not shootin' blanks I'm in a league of my own, just like Tom Hanks Not a castaway But I blast away That thing I do Is going up in you My sperm, my sperm The tests have all confirmed His sperm is healthy! His sperm is healthy! Aw shucks! Gee whiz! I got that magic jizz My sperm is healthy! My sperm is healthy! My sperm is healthy