My Own Best Friend

One thing I know One thing I know And I've always known And I've always known I am my own I am my own Roxie & Velma: Best friend Baby's alive Baby's alive But baby's alone But baby's alone And baby's her own And baby's her own Roxie & Velma: Best friend Many's the guy Who told me he cares But they were scratchin' my back 'Cause I was scratchin' theirs And trusting to luck And trusting to luck That's only for fools Only for fools I play in a game I play in a game Roxie & Velma: Where I make the rules And rule number one From here to the end Is 'I am my own best friend' Three musketees Who never say die Are standing here this minute Me Me Myself Myself And I! And I! Velma & Roxie: If life is a school I'll pass every test If life is a game I'll play it the best 'Cause I won't give in And I'll never bend And I am my own best friend!