Piss Up a Rope

My dinner's on fire while she watches TV

And if you ever wondered what it's like to be me

She takes all my money and leaves me no smokes

Yells at my buddies and insults my folks

I'm breaking my back, doing the best that I can

She's got the time for her dog and none for her man

And I'm no dope, but I can't cope

So hit the fucking road and piss up a rope

You can piss up a rope

And you can put on your shoes, hit the road, get truckin'

Pack your bag, I don't need the ag

On your knees, you big booty bitch, start suckin'

You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle

Now you're up shit's creek with a turd for a paddle

And I can't cope, piss up a rope

You can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble

You can piss up a rope and watch me giggle

For the last six months, I've been packing your bag

You can wash my balls with a warm wet rag

Till my balls feel smooth and soft like silk

I'm sick of your mouth and your two percent milk

And I'm no dope, but I've lost all hope

So hit the fucking road and piss up a rope

You can piss up a rope

And you can put on your shoes, hit the road, get truckin'

Pack your bag, I don't need the ag

On your knees, you big booty bitch, start suckin'

You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle

Now you're up shit's creek with a turd for a paddle

And I can't cope, piss up a rope

You can piss up a rope

And you can put on your shoes, hit the road, get truckin'

Pack your bag, I don't need the ag

On your knees, you big booty bitch, start suckin'

You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle

Now you're up shit's creek with a turd for a paddle

And I can't cope, piss up a rope

You can piss up a rope

And you can put on your shoes, hit the road, get truckin'

Pack your bag, I don't need the ag

On your knees, you big booty bitch, start suckin'

You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle

Now you're up shit's creek with a turd for a paddle

And I can't cope, piss up a rope