Waving My Dick In the Wind

I'm waving my dick in the wind

I'm waving my dick in the wind

If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight

But I'm waving my dick in the wind

I'm lost in the sauce once again

I'm lost in the sauce once again

If I make it through the night, everything will be alright

But I'm lost in the sauce once again

It's been 97 days since I've laid my head beside you

And a million miles of highway in between

There's some red and blue lights that are shining right behind me

And that pig's a pretty mean bastard

You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance

You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance

Give that boy a dime and you could have a chance

To see old Jimmy Wilson dance

Dance Jimmy

I'm doing the best I can there

That's it

You know I can't really dance like I used to

I mean I try, but I'm an old, old man now

I've got a real good feeling about old Jimmy Wilson

Sure enough he's got what it takes

Do another number for me, please, won't you Jimmy?

'Cause you're a really good dancer

I'm waving my dick in the wind

I'm waving my dick in the wind

If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight

But I'm waving my dick in the wind

Waving my dick in the wind

I'm waving my dick in the wind