I liked to, you know what? The problem is I like to get fucked up. I like to drink. Love getting fucked up. I like, I like to get blacked out. Do you ever get blacked out? I like blackout. Sometimes I'll brown out. Do we know the difference?
Yeah.
Blackout, you wake up the next day, you remember nothing. Brown out, you wake up the next day, you remember the little things throughout the day. Much fucking worse because those memories are coming. You don't know when. You don't know how. They're going to sting though. It'll be the next day you'll be ordering lunch or something like the chicken. Fuck I said the word vivacious last night.
Oh, I told the girl I could pull off capris. Fuck.
That's when you realize you can't be healthy and fun at the same time. Can't be both. If you think you're healthy, you're not that fucking fun. And if you think you're fun, you're not that fucking healthy. Choose a lane. I've never wanted to hang out with a healthy person in my entire life. I would never, I would never, if somebody, if a guy came up to me, he's like, "Yo, we should hang. We'll go get smoothies, we'll go for a hike, and then we'll be honest to women." I'd be like, I don't want to do any of those things.
I want to hang with a guy that's like, "Dude, let's get sandwiches. We'll get a third sandwich and split it." That old friendwich. And then we'll go around telling women we're looking for committed relationships.
I like that joke because it always divides the room a little bit. That dude just clapped for that joke and all, a couple of women just looked at me like, "What?"
You're just more fun when you're unhealthy. That's just the reality. That's why I love curvy women. I love curvy women. You know they do fun shit just by the shape of their body. I saw a girl one day, I was like, that ass sits on the couch all Sunday. That's a Game of Thrones ass.
