Socially Distanced, Of Course

Are we all happy that this year is over? Is everyone I mean, right, and you're going to have a friend. You're going to have a friend who's going to say it was a good year for them and they can go fuck themselves.

One of your friends, your friend that's like an aspiring influencer is going to be like. A lot of you have been asking about my 2020, and it actually wasn't that bad.

That person's an asshole. That's an asshole.

You did great during a pandemic. You were great. Do you know what you sound like? Oh, 2020 was my year. I was cooking more. I'm losing weight. I love a pandemic in the fall. I made an investment in ventilator's oh, it's a bad year for everyone if you put a mask on this summer, it was a bad year, a mask on in the summer.

I love mask wearers, I love stupid mask wearers, I love stupid mask wearers, the guy that puts it over his mouth and not his nose. Yeah, yeah, that was the one they were given the airplane seat belt rules to.

You wonder you're like, who doesn't know how to buckle the seat belt? It was that person.

I like the person that takes the mask down to hear you better.

Then it turns into this like zombie apocalypse moment, they're coming closer to you. Hey, would you say I could hear you speaking into my team?

We're all talking differently, it pisses me off and I know they're defending themselves, they're defending themselves because they think you're going to out them. That's what it is. I asked my friend, I go, what did you do this weekend? This is like the summer I go, would you do this weekend? She goes went to a barbecue socially distanced of course.

You don't have to say that. They say it the same way, so trying to ward you off. Don't look into my background socially distanced of course. I went to the comedy shows, huh?

When they say socially distanced of course, they are assuming that you will assume the opposite if they didn't say it, right, that's weird. As if they didn't say it, I would go home, be like, did you hear about Rachel? She went to a barbecue.

She didn't say socially distance, of course, so I can only assume that they brought her grandmother out to the middle of the barbecue. Everyone took turns spitting on Nana. Well, I can only assume she didn't say socially distance, of course, and after they were done spitting on that, a few guys, French kissed Nana. And then her grandfather came out, went down on Nana in the middle of the barbecue, everyone chanted, gentle with pressure, gentle with pressure, gentle with pressure. I can only assume she didn't say socially distanced, of course. And then a few guys came out at the end and came on Nana's face, I can only assume. Well, she didn't say socially distance, of course, I can only assume the nana became the cum rag for this barbecue. There's really only two choices you can either stay home or you can cum on an old woman's face, there's only two choices in this country.