My Name's Joel

Hey everyone My name's Joel My name's Joel I'm five feet high Although depending on the dating app I like to imply My multiplicity I'm actually thirty two-inch guys stacked up in a trench coat My name's Joel I'm a little badass I'm a bold, shockin' Tough-talkin' Jaywalkin' fellow As soon as I determine that the light turned yellow (You have to be safe) My name's Joel I go real hard I wake up and I pound a couple of waters through the night And then I overdose on Gummy Vites (They're not bad for you) (They're not good for you) My name's Joel I've got a microphone cable to tell stories and fables And facts and jokes You've come to unwind, relax Have some laughs You've come to see what the song evokes There's so much to learn right here So buckle up and jot your thoughts out in your notebook Shake off your troubled year You can take your heavy load and hang it on the coat hook Woah-- My name's Joel Hey come on in It's really toasty in here I think I'm in your computer I got blankets I got pillows I got hot chocolate I'm not quite small but not quite a medium I have a lot of facts but have to Wikipedi'em I'm in middle, in the bittersweet I do little of this but not that My name's Joel So that's a bit about me Just comin' up and drummin' up Some buzz about the word From the voice with the verse And the fifths and the thirds and the fourths Because about the source now ya heard My name's Joel I'm five feet high Now I'm gonna tell you fifty digits of pi Three Point One Four One Five Nine Two Six five three five Eight nine Seven nine Three Two Three Eight four six Two six four Three three eight three Two seven nine Five Zero Two eight eight Four One Nine Seven One Six Nine Three Nine Nine Three Seven Five One Zero