Date Your Dad

You're always in your overdraft That's why it makes me laugh When you act like you have Tonnes of money Friday night photograph of the Cîroc you had To split twelve ways with your buddies And just because you know one Arctic Monkeys song Doesn't make you indie, if anything it's icky And I'm not gonna tolerate your growing pains I'm not your babysitter babe It's way above my paygrade Oh I'm long overdue an upgrade I'm not here to teach you how to behave Found someone who has everything you lack Don't be mad, but I'm gonna go date your Dad You love to blow your smoke Said you coulda been pro But sadly your knee broke Now you're a bricky And half the shit you say You just regurgitate, it's straight from 'I'm just bait' Like its witty Wheel pic of the Benz that your Mum pays for With a one litre engine cos you couldn't get insured And you think you're so hard but can't parallel park I'm not your driving instructor babe That's way above my paygrade Oh, I'm long overdue an upgrade I'm not here to teach you how to behave Found someone who has everything you lack Don't be mad, but I'm gonna go Date your Dad I don't need a child, I need a man When you grow up, you'll understand He's got everything that you don't have Don't be mad, but I'm gonna go date your Dad He's fitter He's richer He's got his shit together He's a winner, delivers He even cooks me dinner And it's not home wrecking You're invited to the wedding So don't be sad But I'm gonna go date your Dad If you could just go and pass it on to him Tell him that I'm free tonight Any time after five My bad, but I'm gonna go date your Dad