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The Midnight Beast It's the year of the beast You don't have to shout before you come out tonight, girl You're sure gonna get (yeah, yeah) It's your boy, Stefan That's what If a girl won't come 'round (she must be a lesbian) Or turns me down (she must be a lesbian) If she don't like me (she must be a lesbian) I'll let her down lightly (you must be a lesbian) I'm at a party, I'm a girl machine I'm gonna have sex with them all, if you know what I mean It's like a sweet 16, but the girls are 18 And I can't wait to peel 'em like a tangerine I'm gonna go down on 'em like a submarine Submarines are fun I-I-I walk to a hottie and turn on my charm But before I can start, I hear a rape alarm It's going- I can't feel my ears, I think they're bleeding from the- I can't work out why the girls are screaming I'm the best looking boy in the world Oh, wait, I bet she likes kissing girls I still hear the- Maybe if I let her, she would me with a- I can't work out why the girls don't fancy me I'm the best looking boy in sight No, hang on, I bet you like boobies, right? If a girl won't come 'round (she must be a lesbian) Or turns me down (she must be a lesbian) If she don't like me (she must be a lesbian) I'll let her down lightly (oh, you must be a lesbian) If a girl won't kiss (she's taking a piss) Or get down with this (I can't believe it) If she doesn't fancy me She must bat for the other team (she's a lesbian) Take two, it's my rapping debut I'm having trouble trying to find a better girl to pursue I'm like a fire truck What? Full of muscly guys? I meant a pun where I'd compare the hose to my own size (oh) And then I see her, and I start feeling sick I say my name is Pogo, you want to jump on my stick? (Boing) I woo her with my words, ask if I can poker face? She doesn't see the funny side and sprays my face with mace It's going- I can't feel my eyes, I think they're bleeding from the- I can't work out why the girl is screaming I'm the best looking boy in the world Oh wait, unless she likes kissing girls I still feel the- Maybe she could me up my with a- I can't work out why the girls don't fancy me I'm the best looking boy in sight Holy smokes, I bet she likes boobies, right? If a girl won't come 'round (she must be a lesbian) Or turns me down (she must be a lesbian) If she don't like me (she must be a lesbian) I'll let her down lightly (she must be a lesbian!) If a girl won't kiss (she's taking a piss) Or get down with this (I can't believe it) If she don't give me the eye She must drive on the other side (she's a lesbian) That girl, she must be a lesbian That girl, she must be a lesbian That girl, she must be a lesbian That girl, she must- (she's a lesbian) It's your birthday! You go girl, what's your name? I like your shoes We are two boys, and we're looking for two girls They are two girls, let's talk to the girls How are you? What's your name? I tried to talk, but I just came in my pants I am sad Chatting up to girls is really rad If a girl won't come 'round (she must be a lesbian) Or turns me down (she must be a lesbian) If she don't like me (she must be a lesbian) I'll let her down lightly (ah, you're a lesbian) If a girl can act (she must be a thespian) Is that right? Yeah! (She must be a thespian) If she doesn't fancy me She must bat for the other team (she's a lesbian) That girl, she must be a lesbian (she's a lesbian) That girl, she must be a lesbian (she's a lesbian) That girl, she must be a lesbian (lesbian) That girl, she must- (she's a lesbian) Les-les-lesbian She's a-, that girl, she must be a lesbian She's a lesbian Les-les-lesbian She's a-, that girl, she must be a lesbian She's a lesbian