Ninjas

I'm a ninja Of the dance floor I got a craving for whatever's yours I'm a fucking ninja Of the dance floor I do the things that you can't ignore Are you a ninja? Do you drink special brew Cause you cant afford a bottle of the champagne too? Get out the kitchen if you can't take the heat I never eat Cause I haven't had a good night till I'm sick in the street Ah bro that really smells What have you been drinking man Super strongbow motherfucker do you wanna can? I don't pay by card and I don't pay by cheque man Ill give you so much change you cant even hold it in your hand ai ai... I'm an assassin of the dance floor right? I silently assassinate every drink in sight I got eyes like a hawk, a serial drink thief I'm like Robin Hood apart from that I'm robbing for me From the rich cause I'm poor A celebrity whore I'm the type of boy you told your daughters to watch out for And my hands are like samurai swords But they're not metal so nothing like swords They're just hands What the fuck you sayin' man? Oh... I dunno But Im still a ninja Of the dance floor My hands look nothing like samurai swords But Im a fucking ninja Of the dance floor So get ready for what I got in store I went to cheapskates, to be a cheapskate I went to punk to getta lil crunk I went to mahiki thought I could be cheeky They wouldn't let me in (NAH!) Till I showed my katana (NAH!) Is that my drink? I ain't got no drink I swear that's my drink It was just any drink Well my drink's been drunk (OH WELL) That shit got stole (OH WELL) Oh well, welly welly Lets take a ride like Nelly We could move like jelly We're invisible We're up all night Ive got special powers I can stay up for seven whole hours I can see when its foggy foggy Like Snoop Doggy Doggy Im a ninja dick face, got a tattoo to prove it Don't ever let me see you waste your drink cuz Ill lose it Give you five whole seconds to finish it up Till I come around the corner, take a shit in your cup I'm a ninja Of the dance floor I'll take a shit in everything thats yours I'm a fucking ninja Of the dance floor I drink more than a liquor store Are you a ninja? WHAT! Of the dance floor? WHAT! Did you just say something there? Yeah i was just doing the little white boy bit like "whaat" What like Eminem? Yeah... Baby I'm a ninja In a western world Now let's hear it from my ninja girl Baby Boo, all of my friends are ninjas too just like you Oh... oh shit Nin nin ja ja ja I'm a fuckin ninja Nin nin ja ja ja I'm a fuckin ninja Nin nin ja ja ja I'm a fuckin ninja Nin nin ja ja ja I'm a fuckin ninja of the dance floor