Dirt, di-di-dirt-dirt, di-di-dirt-dirt

Hey honey, where's the grease?

You look so squeaky clean on the street

Dripping lush

Where I'm from

We know how to have more fun

Now ah-yeah, I'm talkin' to a plastic head

Choke on artificial smoke, watermelon cigarettes, like

Yeah, it's so un-messy here it hurts

Let me put it in a word, what I'm missing is some dirt

What?

Dirt, di-di-dirt-dirt, di-di-dirt-dirt, di-di-dirt, di-di-di-di-dirt, di-di-di-di-dirt

Filthy

I can't live in these conditions

What I want is something different

You say, "Wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha what do you mean?"

I, I, I, I need dirt

Put a boy in a skirt, tell my girl take off the shirt

Dig your nails into the earth, put some mud inside my purse, uh

I want cake, want mistakes, put your lipstick on my face

Use my tongue to say

This is how the people play, it goes

This is how the people play, it goes

This is how the people play, it goes

Dirt, di-di-dirt-dirt, di-di-dirt-dirt, di-di-dirt, di-di-di-di-dirt, di-di-di-di-dirt

This is how the people play

And it goes like

I can't live in these conditions

What I want is something different

I want something different

You say, "Wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-what do you mean?"

Wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-what, wha-wha-wha-wha-what?

I, I, I, I need

Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt

Now you're speaking in my language

Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt

Once you've had it, it's contagious

Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt

Look, wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-what do you see?

I see dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt

This is how the people play, it goes

This is how the people play, it goes

And it goes like

This is how the people play, it goes

And it goes like

This is how the people play

Dirt

Dirt

Dirt