Seven Minutes in Heaven

This song is called Seven Minutes in Heaven

It's about the all-consuming joy of listening to this song

Now we're at about 17 seconds

And you're sure this level of euphoria won't be sustained for long

But you'll happy to be proven wrong

When the song is done and you have found out

All the noise in your life that it drowned out

Was only everything

That would've made your ears ring

And for the entire seven-minute runtime

It was like a ray of pure sunshine

Beamed into your brain

A shot of sugarcane

An inordinate amount

Of kisses

Puppy kisses

More kisses from a puppy than you could ever count

This song is called Seven Minutes in Heaven

And you'd better believe you're guaranteed not a single second less

We're at around a minute 27

And any doubts you had about it are beginning to be second-guessed

Just wait until you hear the rest!

You'll be feeling more like a human

With no thoughts of meeting your doom in

Sad or painful ways

The future's maple-glazed

Limitless bliss will be yours

If you just listen a few minutes more

And then start this song again

When you reach the end

You can have it all

In heaven

Your own heaven

If you need one more reminder what this song is called

This song is called Seven Minutes in Heaven

This song is called Seven Minutes in Heaven

You must be a good person to have had these verses bestowed on you

And in these last remaining seconds

You can relish the fact that someone thinks that even if it isn't true

What else are you gonna do?

Might as well take time to savor

This not insignificant favor

Rendered unto you

Like it's way overdue

Seven minutes is long for a pop song

But for a visit to heaven it's not long

And heaven's where you are

Looks a lot like your favorite bar

And now it's last call

So drink up

Clink up and drink up

Everything's been paid for so go ahead and drink it all

This has been Seven Minutes in Heaven