Marching Powder

What does Dave in the pub have in common with politicians in power? They absolutely love that Columbian marching powder 12 locations around Westminster were tested for drugs Of the 12 locations, 11 tested positive for cocaine Two AM on Sunday, text your dealer your address At your desk on Monday and you're feeling you're a mess This time say you mean it and you're gonna stop the drinking Gets to Friday, smell a pint, you buy it then you sink it Strolling round in Shoreditch people fighting in the streets Sniffing powder white as people that their Grandma likes to meet That's what Dave in the pub has in common with politicians in power They absolutely love that Columbian marching powder Michael Gove, Tory MP, has openly admitted to taking cocaine When asked about this he allegedly responded "I joined the Tory party to bang some lines, then bang some nines" Gove's political career appears to be unaffected Tark retunded all over his tie, unfortunately it was silk Karen crosses the street when she sees anyone darker than milk A 50 year old says nice tits to a woman of 24 She tells him "fuck off" He responds "You can't say anything anymore" And you might think they're different but they're actually the same When work gets them down they talk to their mate Michael Caine See that the rare thing that people share with politicians in power They all fucking love that Columbian marching powder How are you going to ban something you do yourself? One rule for them and another for everyone else 12 locations around Westminster were tested for drugs Of the 12 locations, 11 tested positive for cocaine Including the bathroom nearest Pope Johnson and the Chells offices The Times reports that one MP even had their drug dealer on pay roll