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Perception Check
623
Comedy
Perception Check은(는) {albumName} 앨범에 수록된 곡으로 2024년 10월 17일일에 Tollen-kays에서 발매되었습니다.The Dancefloor At The End Of The Universe
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발매일2024년 10월 17일
라벨Tollen-kays
언어English
멜로디에 강한 음악
어쿠스틱 악기 중심
발랑스
춤추기 좋은 음악
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BPM107

뮤직 비디오

뮤직 비디오

크레딧

실연 아티스트
Tom Cardy
Tom Cardy
보컬
작곡 및 작사
Tom Cardy
Tom Cardy
작곡가
프로덕션 및 엔지니어링
Tom Cardy
Tom Cardy
프로듀서

가사

On the horizon of this forest path you see a group of dark-cloaked figures
Slowly trudging towards you, what do you do?
My half-orc barbarian braces her great hammer and–
That's a one
Critical fail, Steve what do you do?
Well, I believe in anticipation
My rogue would try and hide behind a tree–
Okay, I rolled a one
That's another critical fail
Tom what does your human bard do?
Active perception check
That's a natural 20
Let's fucking go
I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes
These motherfuckers mean to harm us and they got to go
So c'mon get 'em now
You picked the wrong day to fuck around with my tight crew, ooh, ooh
There's no escaping it, I can perceive you
Here's what we're gonna do
Me and my boys are gonna mess you up
I rolled a one (I rolled a one)
Fuck
My boys are otherwise engaged
So I'm gonna bring it all myself
Hey, I forgot You're supposed to tell me what I see, right?
Yes, thank you, let's just slow it all down a bit
So you notice that one of the hooded figures is a little shorter–
I cast vicious mockery
Nat 20, let's go
You're a short motherfucker and nobody likes you
Short!
Everybody says "Look how fucking short that guy is"
And that stops you from forming meaningful relationships
And when you were born everybody thought that you were just a head
But then the doctor said "Wait
This stupid motherfucking tiny short-arse baby
Got a tiny little itty-bitty body And I hate it"
Your attack lands and absolutely shatters the mind of the cloaked figure
Perception check, please
Nat 20, let's go
You perceive the figure was so short because it was a child (it's always a kid)
Specifically, the child you've been looking for, for the last 15 days game-time
And five days of our actual lives
Okay, I'm sorry, I didn't know, I'll be better
Fuck, his body's just lying there, right?
Right?
Yes (don't)
Loot that body (gotta loot that body, now)
Loot that body (gotta loot that motherfucker)
Playing my flute when I loot that dead kid's body
Bitch
Written by: Tom Cardy
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