Cuffing up season

Picket fence dreaming

Swiping on hinge when it's later in the evening

Dressing up, eating

Ended up leaving

Used the same line to find a date for next weekend

Feeling like a job now

Answering the questions

Every candidate has a familiar perspective

I don't wanna talk about the time and date my birth is

I don't really see how that could possibly be relevant

But that's love

And you can find it using only two thumbs

Everybody's got a couple options

So fill your basket with a couple eggs

And don't sweat it when they smile as they get a text from

The other person that they're fonder of

Because you're talking to another one

Oh, it's a funny bet to try and hedge

But it's scary to be loving on the internet

Tryna find meaning

Technically cheating

Casing my tab full of everyone I'm seeing

Number's deleted

Someone wrote tea shit

That is my assumption even though I've never seen it

Feeling like it's wrong now

Think I wasn't meant to

Look for my person like I'm flipping through a menu

I don't wanna talk about political events to

Any fucking body if I literally just met you

But that's love

And you can find it using only two thumbs

Everybody's got a couple options

So fill your basket with a couple eggs

And don't sweat it when they smile as they get a text from

The other person that they're fonder of

Because you're talking to another one

Oh, it's a funny bet to try and hedge

But it's scary to be loving on the internet

I'm seeing through the facade of it all

And I can't even believe it's even come to that

Is it okay if you leave me the check

And pretend I didn't ask you to the place we're at

I'm alone and you are too

And so was the last guy who bought your drinks for you, I guess

If the only way out is through, then I'm never gonna fucking be in love again

But that's love

And you can find it using only two thumbs

Everybody's got a couple options

So fill your basket with a couple eggs

And don't sweat it when they smile as they get a text from

The other person that they're fonder of

Because you're talking to another one

Oh, it's a funny bet to try and hedge

But it's scary to be loving on the internet