크레딧
실연 아티스트
"Weird Al" Yankovic
보컬
Jon Schwartz
드럼 프로그래밍
Jim West
기타
Steve Jay
베이스 기타
Kim Bullard
건반
작곡 및 작사
"Weird Al" Yankovic
가사
Max Martin
작곡가
Andreas Carlsson
작곡가
프로덕션 및 엔지니어링
"Weird Al" Yankovic
프로듀서
Tony Papa
믹싱 엔지니어
Rafael Serrano
엔지니어
가사
[Verse 1]
Yeah
[Verse 2]
A used pink bathrobe
A rare mint snow globe
A Smurf TV tray
I bought on Ebay
[Verse 3]
My house is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on Ebay
[Verse 4]
Tell me why I need another pet rock
Tell me why I got that Alf alarm clock
Tell me why I bid on Shatner's old toupee
They had it on Ebay
[Verse 5]
I'll buy your knick knack
Just check my feedback
A plus-plus, they all say
They love me on Ebay
[Verse 6]
Gonna buy a slightly damaged golf bag
Gonna buy some Beanie Babies new with tag
From some guy I've never met in Norway
Found him on Ebay
[Verse 7]
I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, whatever'll please ya
As long as I've got the dough
[Verse 8]
I'll buy your Tchotchkes
Sell me your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy)
I'm highest bidder now
[Verse 9]
Junk keeps arriving in the mail
From that worldwide garage sale
Hey, a Dukes of Hazard ashtray
Oh, yeah, I bought it on Ebay
[Verse 10]
Wanna buy a PacMan Fever lunchbox
Wanna buy a case of vintage tube socks
Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre (Used by Dr. Dre)
Found it on Ebay
[Verse 11]
Wanna buy that Farrah Fawcett poster
Pez dispensers and a toaster
Don't know why the kind of stuff you throw away
I'll buy on Ebay
What I bought on Ebay
Written by: "Weird Al" Yankovic, Andreas Carlsson, Max Martin
