Fat

Your butt is wide Well, mine is too Just watch your mouth Or I'll sit on you The word is out Better treat me right 'Cause I'm the king of cellulite Ham on Ham on Ham on whole wheat Alright My zippers bust My buckles break I'm too much man for you to take The pavement cracks When I fall down I've got more chins than Chinatown Well, I've never used a phone booth And I've never seen my toes When I'm goin' to the movies I take up seven rows Because I'm fat! I'm fat! Sha-mon! (Really, really fat) Ya know I'm fat! I'm fat! You know it! (Really, really fat) Ya know I'm fat! I'm fat! Come on (Really, really fat) Ya know! Don't you call me pudgy, pordly, or stout Just tell me once again Who's fat? When I walk out to get mail It measures on the Richter scale Down at the beach I'm a lucky man I'm the only one who gets a tan If I have one more pie a la mode I'm gonna need my own zipcode When you're only having seconds I'm havin' twenty-thirds When I go to get my shoes shined I gotta take their word Because I'm fat! I'm fat! Sha-mon! (Really, really fat) You know I'm fat! I'm fat! You know it! (Really, really fat) You know I'm fat! I'm fat! You know it! (Really, really fat) You know! And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds Lemme tell you once again Who's fat? If you see me coming your way Better give me plenty space If I tell you that I'm hungry Then wont you feed my face Because I'm fat! I'm fat! Sha-mon! (Really, really fat) You know I'm fat! I'm fat! You know it! (Really, really fat) You know I'm fat! I'm fat! You know it! (Really, really fat) You know! (When I sit around the house, I really sit around the house) Ya know I'm fat! I'm fat! Sha-mon! (Really, really fat) Ya know I'm fat! I'm fat! You know it! You know it! (Really really fat) You know! You know! You know! (Fat, fat, really, really fat) Come on! And you know all by myself I'm a crowd Lemme tell you once again You know I'm huge! I'm fat! You know it! (Really, really fat) You know I'm fat! You know! (Really, really fat) You know I'm fat! I'm fat! You know it! (Really, really fat) You know! And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud Just tell me once again Who's fat?