Everybody's Crazy in New York

Everybody's crazy in New York In New York In New York In New York In New Yeah yeah yeah Met an old lady walkin' down the street Wearin' hats on her feet She looked at me and I looked at her Neither one of us had to say a word Cuz we know that Everybody's crazy in New York, in New York Everybody's crazy in New York, in New York Everybody's crazy in New York, in New York In New York, everybody's crazy, yeah yeah yeah OK, so you're tryin' to take 10 people to brunch at Cafeteria at 12 o'clock on a Sunday with no reservation? You're crazy. I heard a young man mutter to himself "You better put that jam back on the shelf!" Now it coulda been him or it coulda been me But there was no jam that I could see That's how I know that Everybody's crazy in New York, in New York Everybody's crazy in New York, in New York Everybody's crazy in New York, in New York In New York, everybody's crazy, yeah yeah yeah Now this right here is a rap section Where a silly little weirdo gets to have fun Cuz don't nobody take me seriously So I get to say just what I want, you see I'm keepin' it real for my people in west midtown Manhattan, Staten, Queens, Brooklyn and the Boogie Down I represent 100-1-9 Shout out to all my people who be outta they mind One New Yorker shot somebody For talkin' too loud during a movie Now we may be liberal and anti-gun But it doesn't mean we don't know how to use one So watch out cuz Everybody's crazy in New York, in New York Everybody's crazy in New York, in New York Everybody's crazy in New York, in New York In New York, everybody's crazy, yeah yeah yeah And if you wanna know who's the craziest one All ya gotta do is ask where I'm from I may not look that bad, it's true But I'm from New York and I'm crazy too That's why I like that Everybody's crazy in New York, in New York Everybody's crazy in New York, in New York Everybody's crazy in New York, in New York In New York, everybody's crazy, yeah yeah yeah Everybody's crazy Crazy crazy Everybody's crazy In New York Everybody everybody's Crazy crazy crazy crazy Crazy crazy crazy crazy Yeah yeah yeah