Enough of that "stand up straight"

What nonsense

"No," I said, my face close to the ground, "I'll stay as I am."

"You really can annoy a person, I must say. Such a waste of time! Come on, put an end to it."

"The way you shout! In the quiet of the night!" I said

"Just as you like," he added

But wheeling suddenly around, he looked at me - I hadn't quite finished yet - and said: "What's this? You're all crooked! What on earth are you up to?"

"Quite right. You're very observant," said I, my head on the seam of his trousers, which was why I couldn't look up properly

I won't scream, I'll just stare at him as long as my eyes can stand it

"Well?" he said

"Well?" he said

"Well?" he said