The Computer Song

(Wow, look!) I'm a computer I'm a computer-y guy Everything made out of buttons and wires I'd like to show ya inside my digital life Inside my mind, there is a digital mind (Oh, maybe you could help us answer this question) (What is the biggest-) Clever! I'm very clever-y guy (Wow!) Count to a 'fifty in the blink of my eye And print a picture, and then I tell you the time (Time?) Help you to find something you're wanting to find Now it's easy to be a clever, smart boy like me If you could do it all digitally (Wow! I'd like to be as smart as a computer) (Actually, we already have a computer) Great, great news! Now, before we begin our journey I just need to get some information from you What's your name? Where do you live? What do you like to eat? (I live in my house) (Spaghetti!) (Well, my name is-) Great news! Now just a few more questions, and we'll be on our way (Wait a second) What's your favorite color? (Stop talking) Do you like cow's or goat's milk? (Be quiet) Do you have brown hair? What is your blood type? Are you allergic to- (shut up!) Don't touch me! (What?) Welcome to my digital home Everything made out of numbers and code Huh? (Wow! We're all computer-y) (Oh yeah, wow, wow, wow, 'cause of the computer) I don't get it, how can it be? If I'm sitting at home, but I'm inside the screen (But you're not you, you're your digital you) (Virtually real, but controlled by real you) But if he's not quite real, then I'm not real too And you're not real you, is inside your real you Oh wow, how amazing, and interesting too But in this digital world, what can we do? What can we do? Hey, good question Well, it's up to you In the digital world, there's only three things to do Wow, look, a pie chart (digital style) Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun Wow, look, a bar graph (digital style) Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun Wow, look, a line graph (digital style) Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun Wow, look, an oblong (digital style) Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun Wow, look, nothing (digital style) Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun Wow, look, nothing (digital style) Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun Wow, look, nothing (digital style) Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun Do a digital dancing Do a digital dancing Do a digital dancing Do a digital dancing Do a digit' (Makes two and one) (I am going to paint a picture of a clown) (My dad has a computer) (You are not invited to the party) Wait, what?