Intergalactic Circus of Wonders

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls of Mythra!

I, P.T. Barnum, proprietor of the greatest traveling show in the galaxy, now bring you...

The one... the only... The incredible intergalactic show of wonders!

Coming to you from beyond the stars

Live and direct from Venus and Mars

The intergalactic show of the stars

Step right up, one and all to the biggest show of all

It's the intergalactic circus of wonders

Step right up, come on in! We've been waiting to begin

It's the intergalactic circus of wonders

From the deepest parts of space, we traverse from place to place

With the most fantastic, happily-ever-astic show

Step right up one and all to the greatest show of all

It's the intergalactic circus of wonders

Tent poles up, banners out, give a cheer and give a shout

The intergalactic circus of wonders

Welcome, boys; welcome, girls, to the show of many worlds

The intergalactic circus of wonders

Light the lights and sound the horn; it's the best show ever born

The most spine-tingling, better than a Ringling show

Step right up, one and all, to the greatest show of all

The intergalactic circus of wonders

And now, I direct your attention to this:

The parade of interstellar stars!

The most incomparable company of artistic stars ever assembled under one sun!

Join me now as we welcome our ever-popular, rather spectacular, grand and glorious circus of wonders!

Step right up, one and all, to the biggest show of all

It's the intergalactic circus of wonders

Step right up, come on in! We've been waiting to begin

It's the intergalactic circus of wonders

From the deepest parts of space, we traverse from place to place

With the most fantastic, happily-ever-astic show

Step right up, one and all, to the greatest show of all

It's the intergalactic circus of wonders

Step right up, one and all, to the biggest show of all

It's the intergalactic circus of wonders

Step right up, come on in! We've been waiting to begin

It's the intergalactic circus of wonders

From the deepest parts of space, we traverse from place to place

With the most fantastic, happily-ever-astic show

Step right up, one and all, to the greatest show of all

It's the intergalactic circus of wonders

The most fantastic, incredible-astic, unforgettable-astic, fantasmagorical-astic, intergalactic circus of wonders