Politics

Are you ready to begin Mr Politics is in I am the politics masterman I'm gonna tell you what I can About this government mystery John Bercow is the speaker of the House of Commons, see There's gonna be a referendum on AV So you can vote for more than one candidate, see But the problems that third preferences are as good as first preferences So a candidate could with with a load of third preferences But that's just rubbish, I think you'd agree with me First-past-the-post is more effective than AV It means the candidate with the most votes wins Not a load of crap that Nick Clegg brought in For some reason everybody says Mr Speaker Even though John Bercow is smaller than a meter Prime Ministers questions in the middle of the week For Cameron and Milliband to see whos weak But don't get me wrong on John Bercow He's my favourite guy in all of the show That may sound sexist but I'm not, you see I just couldn't fit person in the sentence see Ooh I love my politics Ooh it is so fun If everyone loved politics We'd have an increased turnout In the general election But I bet you thought I'd finished but I haven't yet I've got to tell you all about the suffragettes They chained themselves to a statue in Westminster Hall Now there's a little plaque where they did this thing The prime minister gets most of the blame So it is he who has the most to lose in the game There are only two prime ministers who lasted ten years Margaret Thatcher and Tony Blair Ooh I love my politics Ooh it is so fun If everyone loved politics We'd have an increased turnout In the general election Oh yea, I'm off guys and girls I'm going to London To lobby my MP Mr Politics is so real cool Thats cuz all of you lot didn't go to school I'm trying to make this up as im going along It's not that hard really, I'm wearing a thong