Salad Tossing

All you needs a quarter cup Of special seasoned lube A couple handfuls of rubber bands And a teaspoon of salt, too Put all these things together and you Know that forever you'll always have my heart But be careful while you're down there Unless you wanna eat a fart To Toss someones salad is to explore the anal cavity Whatever your fancy, clean or dirty And gyrate your tongue in a circular licking motion In and around the anus, rimming with such affection So whatever you do Try to avoid the poo And i'll give to you A very special felacio You're gonna go downtown, to browntown And fall down in my comedown with my cum down your chin You're licking, and poking and joking My longing for bonking is filling me to the brim And well, love if you're down there already There's something you can do on your own As long as your co-ordinated and steady Have you heard of a rusty trombone To get a rusty trombone is to receive a licking Maybe if you fancy, a flicking Of the tongue and have your fleshy sword rubbed Such pleasures, being tugged and plugged So whatever you do Try to avoid the poo And i'll give to you A very special felacio With your hands all over And your tongue inside of me I can't control, I can't stop I have to... Release