The Incel Anthem

I'll never understand why women deliberately choose to be with fuck-boys and assholes Instead of a nice guy like me I open doors for the bitches They don't even blow me kisses I guess the only person who will suck my dick is me I am a nice guy So why won't you let me fuck you? I am a nice guy Say I'm not, and I'll fucking kill you I am a nice guy So why won't you let me fuck you? I am a nice guy Say I'm not, and I'll rip you in two My mom says I should get a job But she knows I'm fucking busy playing Xbox Showering is a fucking waste Don't you know I got video games to play? I'm not like other guys They're all after only one thing I'm not a typical douchebag So why don't you play with my dingaling? Fuck! I am a nice guy So why won't you let me fuck you? I am a nice guy Say I'm not, and I'll fucking kill you I am a nice guy So why won't you let me fuck you? I am a nice guy Say I'm not, and I'll rip you in two My balls are huge They're constantly a shade of blue It's almost like none of these bitches or hoes Have a mother-fucking clue of All of the stress and the pain that they're forcing My balls and my dick and my asshole to go through I am so fucking tired of explaining how I am a nice guy All of you Chads and you normies could never Begin to understand the grievances of our penises This is the incel anthem (This is the incel anthem) (This is the incel anthem) (This is the incel anthem) (This is the incel anthem) Involuntarily celibate, but I'm celebrating I don't even know your name I'm already masturbating I hope you like bodybuilders My right arm will be amazing I know you don't know me but This relationship is worth saving You and your boyfriend should break up Doesn't he feel threatened by me? When will you ever fucking wake up And realize that you should fuck me? My dad says I smell like a skunk But I just don't give a fuck How many times do I have to tell you that I don't need a job? You can't tell me what to do You're not fucking God You put me in the friend-zone All I want is in your end-zone You're so beautiful I want to make you mine But if you don't reply I'll end your fucking life, die! I am a nice guy So why won't you let me fuck you? I am a nice guy Say I'm not, and I'll fucking kill you I am a nice guy So why won't you let me fuck you? I am a nice guy Say I'm not, and I'll rip you in two