Spread My Ashes on the Highway

Spread my ashes on the highway... After I'm... dead 'n gone... My last wish is for you all to... Remember me... in a song... Save your tears... for someone else... friend... Even though... I know it's hard... Tell my Mother... that I love her... Give my Brother... my guitar... Then smoke some weed... an' fuck some whores... Well don't laugh... this ain't no fuckin' joke... Spread my ashes on the highway... An' raise 'em up... an' take a toke... Drive real fast... an' shoot at cops... Sure has been fun... doin' that... Take my cash... an' buy some coke... Do it off... some stripper's ass... Quit your job... an' hit the road... See the world... an' have some fun... Go fishin'... every mornin'... An' take in... that risin' sun... Sleep all day... fk the world... Crank some Hank... an' Johnny Cash... Buy some bullets... shoot some guns... Fill'er up... an' burn some gas... Spend what's left... on some good times... I don't need... no fancy grave... Just spread my ashes on the highway... Because it's my... favorite... place... Well folks... that about wraps this one up... I sure hope ya... enjoyed listenin' to it... As much as... we enjoyed makin' it for ya... I'd like to give a thanks to all the guys that came out here an' helped make this record... And also a big thanks to all of you that bought this record... We really do appreciate it... An' don't forget to come out and see us out there at a show... Feel free to come up and say hello... We'll have plenty of souvenirs... for sale... Hats... stickers... t-shirts... women's panties... posters... CD's... an' vinyl records...