I Hate Everyone

Some stupid chick in the checkout line Was paying for beer with nickels and dimes And some old man had clipped coupons And argued whenever they wouldn't take one All I wanted to buy were some cigarettes But I couldn't take it anymore, so I left I hate everyone I hate everyone I hate everyone I hate everyone All the people on the street I hate you all And the people that I meet I hate you all And the people that I know I hate you all And the people that I don't I hate you all Oh, I hate you all Some fucking asshole just cut me off And gave me the finger when I fucking honked Then he proceeded to put on the brakes He slammed on the breaks but I made a mistake When I climbed out of my van he was waiting But he was six three, and two hundred pounds of Satan I hate everyone I hate everyone I hate everyone I hate everyone All the people on the street I hate you all And the people that I meet I hate you all And the people that I know I hate you all And the people that I don't I hate you all I bet you think I'm kidding But I promise you it's true I hate most everybody But most of all I hate, oh I hate you All the people on the street I hate you all And the people that I meet I hate you all And the people that I know I hate you all And the people that I don't I hate you all And the people in the East I hate you all And the people I hate least I hate you all And the people in the West I hate you all And the people I like best I hate you all Oh, I hate you all