But You Like Country Music

I saw you pull up next door in your Subaru Bet that thing runs on veggie oil Strapped to the top were some trash bags and a big canoe Shovel and a couple bags of top soil I bet you're probably growing marijuana In that big organic garden in your yard You walk around in sandals and pajamas Was getting dressed really all that hard? I'm surprised you even saw me from where you're sitting Behind that 747 in your drive That's the greenest grass I think I've ever seen It's probably from all the dangerous pesticides You seem like you'd have a doomsday compound Full of firearms, ammunition and canned foods That ain't just paranoia, it really gets me down You're clearly watching way too much Fox News I was gonna keep my distance Cause we are so different Til one day I heard you crankin up the Hag You like country music, do ya? What if I do, what's it to ya? Well if you like you country music Then I guess you're not so bad Whatever you've got I hope it's not contagious I like you even though you're so uptight Your record collection covers all the bases From Kitty Wells all the way on down to Dwight I'll ignore all your hippie bumper stickers And that Ronald Reagan poster on your wall It's true that we've got nothing in common But a love of country music conquers all I was gonna keep my distance Cause we are so different Til one day I heard you crankin up the Hag You like country music, do ya? What if I do, what's it to ya? Well if you like you country music Then I guess you're not so bad You like country music, do ya? What if I do, what's it to ya? Well if you like you country music Then I guess you're not so bad Sunny, who you voting for this year? Well, Merle Haggard, I thought that's we decided on.