You're in the Band

Yeah! Come on in, c'mon Fast, fast, fast! Come in, come in Quickly! Don't let anyone see you What's going on Mr. Schneebly? You want to know what's going on? I will let you know what is going on, little miss sunshine How come none of you told me you could play music? What difference does it make? What difference? I thought you all were a bunch of little douchebags But now I know that you're soul brothers and soul sisters You! Zack You ever play electric guitar? No, my dad won't let me Oh really? He thinks it's a waste of time Oh yea? Well, let's waste that time together, shall we? Take a hold of your axe and try to pluck out this riff That's good, that's good Now, let your shoulders relax, you don't wanna be so stiff Already better, yeah! Keep on going don't stop, take it over the top Squeeze out every last drop, make each note really pop Give it one final whop! And yes, you're in the band Uh, you! What is your name? Katie (Katie!) Turn a cello this way and it's practically like a bass Pop the strings when the play and watch how you shred my face Woah, woah! Somebody find my face! She's shredding it off! Oh no, it's right here, it's right here Keep on rockin' each note, grab it right by the throat Keep the rhythm afloat, don't forget to emote And that's all that she wrote! Baby you're in the band Piano man! Laurence If you play the piano, you can play the keys I only play classical So just loosen it up and strut your expertise Take a look at this music and let your mind expand Woah, woo, woah, yes, yeah You're in the band Now, who is going to be my drummer? I play percussion Only because he's too stupid to play anything else Shut up! (Shut up!) Sit your butt at the skins and try to whack out a beat That's good, that's good for my grandma, who's uh, dead Feel the groove in your pins, then slowly turn up the heat Ay, now he's playing like my grandma who's alive! Alright With a rat-a-tat-tat on the bass and hi-hat Make it juicy and fat, yes exactly like that! And now shut it down flat You're in the band I need a couple of roadies I need someone on tech Who wants to be security? (I will!) Can I be the stylist? (Check!) Yes! Mr. Schneebly, I still don't have a job Well how about being manager? Is that something you could swing? It means I'm putting you in charge of the whole damn thing! We've got our band Yes! Freddy, keep playing like that Katie, look at me, come in on G (where did it?) Yeah, just like that, exactly like that Zack, my man, look at me Crunchy chords high up on G Just like, just like Yeah, that's exactly what I'm looking for! Alright, Lawrence, take me to the moon, baby! Yes! Ladies, look at me and do everything I do Watch Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do Now repeat after me, I pledge allegiance to the band! (I pledge allegiance to the band!) And I promise to give Mr. Schneebly full command! (I promise to give Mr. Schneebly full command!) And with me in control of the band as a whole We will rock and we'll roll, with our heart and our soul If you're in raise your hand! I'm in the band! (Yes!) I'm in the band! I'm in the band! I'm in the band! (Aw, my man!) I'm in the band! I'm in the band! (Yes!) You're in the band! We're in the band! You're in the band! We're in the band! You're in the band!