London Town

I used to work in London Town In a merchant store I thought I did a pretty good job But I don't work there anymore Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum I used to work in London Town, in a merchant store I thought I did a pretty good job But I don't work there anymore Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum A lass came in for a drink one day I asked her what kind she preferred "Liquor," she said, so lick her I did And now I don't work there anymore Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum I used to work in London Town In a merchant store I thought I did a pretty good job But I don't work there anymore Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum A pirate came in for some treasure one day I asked him what kind he preferred "Booty!" he said. So booty he got And now I don't work there anymore Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum I used to work in London Town In a merchant store I thought I did a pretty good job But I don't work there anymore Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum A man came in for some paint one day I asked him what kind he preferred "Blue," he said, so blew him I did And now I don't work there anymore Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum I used to work in London Town In a merchant store I thought I did a pretty good job But I don't work there anymore Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum A lass came in for some poultry one day I asked her what kind she preferred "A duck!" she said. ...I misheard And now I don't work there anymore Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum I used to work in London Town In a merchant store I thought I did a pretty good job But I don't work there anymore Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum A lass came in for some whiskey one day I asked her how much she preferred "A finger," she said. My whole hand she got! And now I don't work there anymore Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum I used to work in London Town In a merchant store I thought I did a pretty good job But I don't work there anymore Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum A man came in for some pie one day I asked him what kind he preferred "Cherry," he said. Well, that was long gone And now I don't work there anymore Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum I used to work in London Town In a merchant store I thought I did a pretty good job But I don't work there anymore Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum A lass came in for some tools one day I asked her what kind she preferred "A hammer," she said, so nail her I did! And now I don't work there anymore Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum I used to work in London Town In a merchant store I thought I did a pretty good job But I don't work there anymore Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum A man came in for a drink one day I asked him what kind he preferred "Lipton," he said. A teabag he got! And now I don't work there anymore Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum I used to work in London Town In a merchant store I thought I did a pretty good job But I don't work there anymore Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum A lass came in for some fish one day We asked her what kind she preferred "Grouper," she said, so group her we did! And now we don't work there anymore Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum I used to work in London Town In a merchant store I thought I did a pretty good job But I don't work there anymore Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum