Calm the Farm

Have you met farmer Bump He's a bit of a grump He always wears a frown Whenever he's in town The shopkeepers hide In case he comes inside they say Lighten up and settle down Farmer Bump All this stress is gonna do you harm Take a breath and calm the farm - calm the farm Farmer Bump got in a mighty grump He crashed his tractor and broke the town Police station's in rubble And Farmer Bump is in trouble When will he calm his anger And learn to settle down to settle down And calm the farm, calm the farm A gypsy passing by Gave him some gumboots to try And that night by chance They made the Farmer dance He couldn't stop his feet Grooving to the beat Now he can Get on up and boogie down Farmer Bump He's lost his grump and found his charm Finally, he's calmed the farm, calmed the farm Now he's calmed the farm