Here he comes across the glen
Striking fear into evil men
Is he good of course - it's Horsey Horse
Hear the thunder of his hooves
And his mane is really smooth
It's gelled with tomato sauce - it's Horsey Horse
He's been down South, he's been up North
He gets around - does Horsey Horse
Said he's been out East and he's been out West
But a-galloping is what he likes best
Hear his hooves go clippity clop
When he's got a sore tum, it's plippity plop
His farts are gale force - it's Horsey Horse
Got no saddle and he got no rein
He's got a head, but a very small brain
Watch out for the gorse - Ow! Poor Horsey Horse
He's been down South, he's been up North
He gets around - does Horsey Horse
Said he's been out East and he's been out West
But a-galloping is what he likes best
He can swim and he can float he'd like to neigh
But he's got a sore throat 'cause he's a little
Hoarsey Horse - Hoarsey Horse
So if you see him say hello
Watch him come and watch him go
He follows his own course, it's Horsey Horse
He's been down South, he's been up North
He gets around - does Horsey Horse
Said he's been out East and he's been out West
But a-galloping is what he likes best
He's Horsey
