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Belief in the one true power Belief in the one true power Belief in the one true power Can't stop the sound (Can you) Can't stop the sound I can't stop you X your eyes Let the tape roll X your heart Let the tape roll Belief in the one true power Can't stop the sound Can you Can't stop the sound, I can't stop you X your eyes Let the tape roll X your eyes I'll tell you when So your trouble continues to multiply And to grow as a direct result of you being misguided Deceived, misdirected or fooled All of these are variations of the basic ego gloried live theme In which you follow the gospel truth Pursuing the wrong ideals and goals that lead you into sickness Unto and from this sickness bring the belief in the one true power That cure that promised to erase the symptoms That stood between you and your goal That seductive pure that offered relief and comfort Without disturbing the faulty system of your beliefs The belief in the one true power Forever and ever one nation under buttfucking* Of the Father, the Son, and the Holy buttfucking* in Jesus' name Amen Greasy filthy handjobs in truck stop restrooms Hot-carling all over my Hot-carling I turned that into a verb I hope you appreciate it Carling. Hot-Carling Academy It's the school where you go to learn how to butt fuck It's in England They don't have blowjobs there Because they're uncircumcised and that is just disgusting So they have to butt-fuck Which is also disgusting because that extra foreskin trapped all the germs And the poop and the butt-fucking residue It's sin And that is why British people have bad teeth Amen